Mission#189
as i am typing this, i can sense the aliens surrounding me. ANTS.FREAKINHELLBLACKANTS. these demonic six-legged creatures have been my enemies for a long long time. ever since i was young i would torture their kind. putting them in freezers and then thawing them with a fiery flame from the stove-watching their bodies burst into flames and slowly reducing into ashes. but now, they are back.
they have taken over my room. those fiends. they made a freakin nest in the little crack in the dark corner of my room. as i am doing this blogg entry, i see a long trail of little nasty devils crawling up my wall. they are EVERYWHERE. on my walls. on my phone. on my keyboard. on my mouse. on my desk. on my hands. on GEY-KAY!! there is too many! i tried crushing a few but to no avail. they keep multiplying.
very well. its time to defend my home, my space, my room. Its time to play. Ants..
THIS IS WAR!!!!
as i am typing this, i can sense the aliens surrounding me. ANTS.FREAKINHELLBLACKANTS. these demonic six-legged creatures have been my enemies for a long long time. ever since i was young i would torture their kind. putting them in freezers and then thawing them with a fiery flame from the stove-watching their bodies burst into flames and slowly reducing into ashes. but now, they are back.
they have taken over my room. those fiends. they made a freakin nest in the little crack in the dark corner of my room. as i am doing this blogg entry, i see a long trail of little nasty devils crawling up my wall. they are EVERYWHERE. on my walls. on my phone. on my keyboard. on my mouse. on my desk. on my hands. on GEY-KAY!! there is too many! i tried crushing a few but to no avail. they keep multiplying.
very well. its time to defend my home, my space, my room. Its time to play. Ants..
THIS IS WAR!!!!

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